September 2007
16 posts
coworkerwii: hey have i told you that i am engaged?!?!?!?!
coworkerwii: and i ahve a fince
coworkerwii: and a wedding dress?!!
ithoughtidneverspeak: LMFAO
ithoughtidneverspeak: I CAN STILL FIT IN IT
ithoughtidneverspeak: I PROMISE
ithoughtidneverspeak: DISPITE MY PERIOD POUNDAGE
coworkerwii: ive gained five pounds!
coworkerwii: im a fucking heifer!
coworkerwii: in an anorexic costume
ithoughtidneverspeak: LOL I WEIGH 5 POUNDS NOW
coworkerwii: omg.
coworkerwii: the period
coworkerwii: hahahah
ithoughtidneverspeak: LOL at first I was like "Wtf you're MARRIED coworkerwii..."
ithoughtidneverspeak: haha then I got it
coworkerwii: AHHAAH
coworkerwii: i wish ricky had been there on sunday
coworkerwii: hahahh
ithoughtidneverspeak: LOL I was like "does coworkerwiihusband know?"
ithoughtidneverspeak: haha ricky would have made it ten times better than it already was
coworkerwii: hes brilliant
ithoughtidneverspeak: Ricky deleted his myspace
ithoughtidneverspeak: OMG DRAMA
coworkerwii: WHAT?
coworkerwii: hahah i didnt even notice
ithoughtidneverspeak: LOL I just read it on facebook
coworkerwii: ooh
coworkerwii: ill give you five dollars to print and cut this out
coworkerwii: http://a0.vox.com/6a00c2251f58b7549d00cd96fa4d104cd5-500pi
coworkerwii: and stick it on her locker
coworkerwii: ahhaaahhaahhahhaahahahah
ithoughtidneverspeak: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wtf work
ithoughtidneverspeak: we were in Blue world forever
coworkerwii: BAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAA
ithoughtidneverspeak: LOL it was fucking horrible
ithoughtidneverspeak: even when we left it
coworkerwii: hahhahahhahah
ithoughtidneverspeak: it was like no one had been over there all day
coworkerwii: that sucks.
ithoughtidneverspeak: and every time I passed Rebecca while we were all running around like madpeople, she was looking like daria in the theme song ... **ball drops** **ten seconds later, hand**
ithoughtidneverspeak: honest to god
ithoughtidneverspeak: she was like... not even there
ithoughtidneverspeak: lmfao and earlier Jeff was over there for like ... 45 minutes alone with her
coworkerwii: looooooooove daria
ithoughtidneverspeak: LOL and we laughed so hard at him
ithoughtidneverspeak: because at the end of the night he wasn't even JOKING
ithoughtidneverspeak: that's how much she sucks
coworkerwii: ah shes still knew
coworkerwii: and this was her first close right?
coworkerwii: its like jail dude
ithoughtidneverspeak: lmfao she is going to get ass raped
coworkerwii: you know how inmates are always like,,,,
ithoughtidneverspeak: she has dropped the soap and is bending over
coworkerwii: "oh, we have someone new, lets take bets on when he commits suicide"
coworkerwii: thtas like her
coworkerwii: give her two weeks.. and she will quit, if they keep scheduling her nights
ithoughtidneverspeak: if they keep scheduling her nights, *I* will leave
ithoughtidneverspeak: lol
coworkerwii: hahahhahhhh
ithoughtidneverspeak: LMFAO I can't believe that shit earlier
ithoughtidneverspeak: five minutes
ithoughtidneverspeak: and she was telling you her deep dark secrets
coworkerwii: it was sooo bad
coworkerwii: i mean, yeah i fele badly for you if your dad raped you
coworkerwii: honestly i do
coworkerwii: but... dont tell me witin five minutes
coworkerwii: hold.. have to wii
ithoughtidneverspeak: k
liars go there... I'm just here for the beer.
ihartiero: "I didn't want to say but ....."
ihartiero: lmao i love that
ithoughidneverspeak: LOL then why didn't they?
ihartiero: it's like oh hay after the fact
ithoughidneverspeak: lmfao honestly
ihartiero: bc they were "trying to be a good person."
ihartiero: rofl whatev
ithoughidneverspeak: rotflol liars
ihartiero: i just .. you know what i mean
ithoughidneverspeak: LOL yeah
ihartiero: how they're like "oh no not me, im a good friend, i'd never do that"
ithoughidneverspeak: rotflol yeah
ihartiero: i just love how people put on an act like that.
ithoughidneverspeak: 'oic bc I watched you do it, actually"
ithoughidneverspeak: lmfao yes
ihartiero: lmao srsly
ihartiero: it's like, you know what bitches I'm still Jenny from the fucking block, respect
ihartiero: lols
ithoughidneverspeak: ROTFLOL
wtf.
ihartiero: ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ihartiero: guess who's presenting an award
ihartiero: FUCKING TOM
ihartiero: presenting an emmy award
ithoughtidneverspeak: LMFAO WTFFFFF
ihartiero: ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO no joke
ithoughtidneverspeak: WHO DID HE FUCK TO GET THAT!?
ihartiero: ROFL they did it through video
ithoughtidneverspeak: I wonder whose dick he sucked
ihartiero: but STILL
ihartiero: TOM?
ihartiero: wtf
ihartiero: and al gore won his award
ithoughtidneverspeak: he sucked someone's dick and drank jizz to get on the emmy's
ithoughtidneverspeak: I swear to god
how to tell you're still up past 6am
ithoughtidneverspeak: LMFAO I BENT OVER AND MY TIT HIT THE SPACEBAR
ithoughtidneverspeak: AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ihartiero: roflmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
ithoughtidneverspeak: THIS TIME THIS PLACE MISUSED MISTAKES
ithoughtidneverspeak: TOO LONG
ithoughtidneverspeak: TOO LATE
ithoughtidneverspeak: WHO WAS I TO MAKE YOU WAIT
ithoughtidneverspeak: lmfao nickelback ftw
ihartiero: roflmaooooo i fucking love photograh
ithoughtidneverspeak: ROTFLOL I love Far Away
ithoughtidneverspeak: AHAHAHAHAHA omg us ftl
ihartiero: haha
ithoughtidneverspeak: lmfao I just fucking love this song, and I think it's the swooping melody
ihartiero: rofl
ithoughtidneverspeak: it's like this: ^~v~^~v~^*****^~v~^
ithoughtidneverspeak: LOL verses and then the **** are chorus
ihartiero: it's cute when you talk to me like i have a clue :-)
ithoughtidneverspeak: LMFAO
holding out
ithoughtidneverspeak: I'm just going to hold out
ihartiero: for a hero?
“IN OKLAHOMA THEY SHOOT PEOPLE WITH SHOT GUNS, ADIE, DON’T LAUGH, THEY...”
– ya know
yeah i didn't realise it either
ihartiero: i didn't even realize until someone was writing a check and asked for the date
ihartiero: i said the eleventh
ihartiero: she was like "never forget"
ihartiero: i said wtf? lmao
ithoughtidneverspeak: LMFAO
ithoughtidneverspeak: "NEVER FORGET ME SIGNING THIS CHECK"
ihartiero: haha it'll be monumental.
“Stay away.”
“You know that song “The Great Escape” by Boys Like Girls? I used to...”
FLAMING LIPS!? ya... rly.
ithoughtidneverspeak: I know more than five people who have consumed flaming drinks
ihartiero: omg
ihartiero: i would never try lmao
ithoughtidneverspeak: rotflol let me tell you a few people you may know from this list: Frank Edwin Wright III btw.
ihartiero: rooooooooooooooooooooflmaoooooooo
ithoughtidneverspeak: he had burns all over his lips
ihartiero: that moron
ithoughtidneverspeak: ftw FEW III
ihartiero: haha FEW3
ithoughtidneverspeak: lmfao
ithoughtidneverspeak: it's like a scary movie, only it's real
ihartiero: that guy is a tardo
love in all its forms
ihartiero: should we go forward in our behind
ihartiero: i mean, rofl our past
ihartiero: yeah, where would that put them?
ihartiero: like countrywise haha
ithoughtidneverspeak: probably flying to japan
ihartiero: okiedoke
ithoughtidneverspeak: two weeks in australia sounds good to me
ithoughtidneverspeak: we can ff with them to the plane
ihartiero: okiedoke
ihartiero: that's rad
ithoughtidneverspeak: lmfao I bought it
ithoughtidneverspeak: wtf with me
ithoughtidneverspeak: I have to stop spending money
ihartiero: haha
ihartiero: i almost bought another bag today
ihartiero: i was like nooooo
ihartiero: must... resist
ithoughtidneverspeak: LMFAO we are FTL
ithoughtidneverspeak: if we EVER lived together, we would both be in debt up to our eyeballs
ihartiero: roflmaooooo
ihartiero: it'd be bad
ithoughtidneverspeak: our cdollective debt would be more than we made in our lifetimes
ihartiero: lmao yes
ihartiero: and we'd need sep. rooms to rp
“I love how Billie Joe’s pass says “Talent” and the Madden kid...”
ihartiero: i like the sneaking around and lying
ihartiero: it makes me happy
ithoughtidneverspeak: ROTFLOL I know, I love that shit
ithoughtidneverspeak: it's excitng